Pen and Paper
"Hi! My laptop is broken. Can you send it out for repair?"
"Sure! It will take a couple of weeks."
"Ok... Can I have a loaner? How about this one that says 'laptop loaner' on it?"
"No... that one is too new and might go out to someone else. We'll get you an older one."
WTF??? Too new??? Since when is an R51 too new?
I don't rank. Just one more item for the list.

