The Jester

A man looking for work decides he will approach the king. The king interviews, the king muses. At last the king says "You are worthy to work within these walls!" The man is happy.

The man arrives for work on the first day - in uniform and with new shiny low-end laptop in hand (yes, there were laptops in my imaginary kingdom!) The man sits in his shiny new cube and begins what is thought to be the greatest adventure in all the land!

One morning, the man wakes up and has many realizations:

1- The uniform has a funny hat - and is brightly colored. The man realizes he is merely a jester.
2- The jester has many many ideas - but no approval to do any of them. The jester has no authority.
3- The approval process has 5932 parts - each with sub parts. F that.
3- The kingdom runs on outdated platforms. The money neecded to upgrade them is instead used for toys, doggie biscuts, and wallpaper for the kingdom's crapper.

The Executive Smash

Here's a refreshing local drink a guy once gave me. WOW! What a hangover!

1 Oz. Detatched Decisionmaking
0 Oz. Available funds
4 Oz. Finest Red Tape Vodka

Stir these ingredients together; add 4 Oz of Red Koolaid and chill. You now have yourself a liquified treat served daily.

Note: You may experience heavy vomiting, headaches, and unexplained loss of health benefits after consuming this beverage.

Enjoy!

Writer's Block

I forget what I was going to say.... something about drinking. Or was it work related? No, it couldn't have been work related - or could it?

Maybe it was something about my family? Friends? Drinking? Wait... I already said that. Maybe I need to start drinking?

In any case, I have a feeling I'll remember what I was supposed to say eventually. Check out this thing once in awhile - I'm sure the stories will eventually arrive!