BZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

F'n nature...

This weekend was my first opportunity to do some primping of the outside of my new place - mow the lawn, trim some hedges, etc. All the while I had some of my new neighbors walking by and saying hello, welcome to the area, etc, etc. It was very much like a scene from Leave it to Beaver.

So there I am, ready to start trimming some evergreens. The trimmer goes on, I trim a few branches, and what happens? about a hundred angry bees come flying out of the bush and swarm me. "Fuck!" I yelled. (At this point all of the neighbors probably rescinded their welcomes to me) It turns out I had about 12 or 13 stings from these angry little monsters - and all of the symptoms that go with it. A few anti-hystomines and a sandwich later, things were better. I still have the welts all over me this morning, but the pain is gone. Little fuckers.

Settled.... and Tired....

Whew... moving SUCKS... I NEVER want to do that again; unless, of course, I get a great paying gig like some people I know (cough! cough! CB! cough Dallas Sucks! cough!) Then maybe I would consider it.

But seriously... what a debacle. It took us 1 week to pack everything up, and looks like it will take us 1 year to unpack. F that. But we're in and settled. The dog has a new lawn to crap on, and I have some new projects to start.

And how 'bout dem Lions! Go suck a fat one, Notre Dame. Granted, your team blows this year and is certainly nothing more than a shadow of last year's team, but who cares. It's time to gloat. WE ARE!!!!! PENN STATE!!!!!

Eagles... WTF?!?!?!?! Catch the F'n punts!!!! Oh wait, thats right, we put two returners in the game who don't even return punts. Great move ANDY you fat prick! How do you lose to a team as terrible as the GB Packers???? Brett "I"m Old" Favvveraa

September - Finally!

Ok, so now that labor day is over, two things are official:

First, it's no longer respectable to wear white pants.

Second, College football season has started!

I must say, being a PSU alumni, that the first game looked fantastic. Although The opponent was a lack-luster almost community-college team from Florida, the Lions looked great. Morelli needs to hold things together throughout the season and a BCS bid is a real possibility. I know - it's only week 1 - but here's hoping.

Mighigan - WTF? You lost to a 1AA team and made the Big10 look SO weak! This is why you guys should just stick to making cars and stay out of the way... WTF....

Moving tomorrow, settle on the old place on Friday. A busy week, but things panned out. Finally....