The Executive Smash

Here's a refreshing local drink a guy once gave me. WOW! What a hangover!

1 Oz. Detatched Decisionmaking
0 Oz. Available funds
4 Oz. Finest Red Tape Vodka

Stir these ingredients together; add 4 Oz of Red Koolaid and chill. You now have yourself a liquified treat served daily.

Note: You may experience heavy vomiting, headaches, and unexplained loss of health benefits after consuming this beverage.

Enjoy!