Viewing Pleasure

Who needs BluRay when you can go out and buy 4K technology? F that, I want hi-res 3-d holographics walking around my lving room. I figure all I have to do is buy BluRay, wait two years, but 4K, wait two years, then sell my old "antique" LaserDic player and Commodore64 for some cash and buy my 4K equipment!

Seriously, I'm glad I waited until this fight was over, but how long will BluRay last? 5 years? And will 4K be backward compatible? Probably not... a-holes.

I'm going to start a new format... it's called InfiniRes. Yes... no limit on resolution because it's real life. You want to watch boxing in InfiniRes? Great! I'll come to your house and beat the shit out of you in living color. You want to watch "DieHard part32: Still Kicking"? Great! I'll bring my G23 over and shoot up your house in several live action scenes. No need for players, speakers, wiring, or anything else!

Now back to reality... I'll be buying my BR player in the next week or so... probably a PS3...